11 January 2007

Bubba is Gettin' Hitched


The King of All Media's favorite son, The King of All Hillbillys , is getting married. His fiance, Heather, is either super cool and tolerant, or lobotomized. I hope it's the former. The over/under on 'years this will last' is four and a half. For some strange reason, I'm taking the over. Perhaps it's my optimism regarding the Chicago Bears this weekend.

Betting windows are now open. Good luck, Bubba.


2 comments:

Nathan said...

I'll take the over only because of the ages of their kids. Did you hear Stern in his studio yesterday? Good shit.

mr butt fox said...

Bubba has definitely grown on me. I think he actually frightens Howard.