Ban Cell Phone Use While Moving

Back when Gordon practically invented the mobile phone, it had purpose and meaning (see pic on the lower left column). After my island vacation, I am sad to report that cellphones have now infiltrated every area of what was once sacred, and I actually witnessed a snorkeler using one. That, my friends, can only be topped by an asshole cell-user talking to someone very important whilst tobogganing.

I hope there's a sturdy sapling of the rare and dangerous 'Razor with Acid Tree' at the bottom of the hill. Jagoff.