Wow. Big Surprise.

who didn't think this would happen?

Bears 28, Colts 24

...that's my prediction. Okay, so I haven't done so well in the post-season this year. But this 7-point underdog BS has me thinking this: The Redskins were a three-point dog to Denver in XXII and won by 32. Kansas City was a 12-point dog to Minnesota in IV and won by 16. Got it?

Pay attention to DE Mark Anderson.

That's just gross, man

On the eve of my the biggest game since 1985, I say this: All depends on Rex, which means 'King.'


Let us pray...

Ban Cell Phone Use While Moving

Back when Gordon practically invented the mobile phone, it had purpose and meaning (see pic on the lower left column). After my island vacation, I am sad to report that cellphones have now infiltrated every area of what was once sacred, and I actually witnessed a snorkeler using one. That, my friends, can only be topped by an asshole cell-user talking to someone very important whilst tobogganing.

I hope there's a sturdy sapling of the rare and dangerous 'Razor with Acid Tree' at the bottom of the hill. Jagoff.

Groundhog Day?

I think it's funny that no one notices that Phil lives in Gobbler's Knob. What do you think the second choice was for the name of this town?

Back from Vacation

After the big win, I took my victory earnings to the Carribean where I enjoyed some sand, sun, and suds with thirteen hookers in twelve days. Pure paradise. As I prepare various news and posts for the biggest game of the year, feel free to enjoy this: